Thursday, January 19, 2017

Through the Glad Eyes of a Woman

By Jane Doe

What any Wife Knows but Never Tells

·         That all her rose leaves have turned to tea leaves.
·         That married life has not proved so wonderful after all.
·         That she would give anything to live her life all over again.
·         That it isn’t so easy to be a successful, loving and interesting wife.
·         That she is no longer so pretty as she was.
·         That she knew her husband was going to propose long before he knew it himself.
·         That she went halfway to meet him over it.
·         That her courtship was the most ordinary, matter-of-fact affair under the sun.
·         That her husband does not love her quite so ardently and passionately as of yore.
·         That her children are really perfectly ordinary.
·         That she is disappointed her husband has gone bald.
·         That she regrets her youth and hates to grow old.
·         That she wishes she had no “in-laws.”
·         That she cherishes his first letter to her.
·         That she wishes he had a more prepossessing appearance.
·         That she is disappointed in some of her brood.
·         That she longs for a holiday all by herself.
·         That she wishes she’d never married.
·         That she envies young and pretty girls.
·         That she would give ten years of her life to be as pretty as Lillian Russell.
·         That her husband frequently shows signs of boredom.
·         That she would rather be an independent worker.
·         That she will always love her husband, whatever happens.


-       (Copyright 1922 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate)

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